Toilet monsters 

Toilet Monsters! Aaaugh, this is the first reaction, as it is a disgusting sludgy creature which fastens itself inside your toilet bowl. You (and when I say 'you', I am referring to your victims) can't see it when the cover is closed, but the moment some unsuspecting special guest lifts the lid, the toilet monster explodes to say hello and scare then out of their wits. Be sure they will think twice before doing their business in your home ever again, and I think it's worthwhile to do anything that makes company think twice before using your bathroom.

It is a wicked thing to do and one may also feel guilty every time a scream comes from the bathroom. You should be mortified even thinking of purchasing toilet monsters, but it is fun! Toilet monsters are a little deplorable as well as comical.

What exactly are toilet monsters? This is a new craze going the rounds, it's a monster-toy that attaches to the inside of your toilet bowl under the seat, by way of a guilty suction cup. You keep the lid down, and then when your unsuspecting victim, in a hurry to release a little stress and in no way suspecting something bright and scary to suddenly pop out of the toilet, opens the lid... well, if it wasn't illegal you should have a camera to catch the surprise.

It is not recommended to do this to older people or anyone who has a weak heart or medical condition that might become serious if they get a sudden surprise. But for everyone else... you will find nothing like toilet monsters to frighten the darn heck out of your friends and even, or especially, your spouse. It is the job of toilet monsters to shock people when they use the toilet. And they are serious professionals at this job. Attach this monster to your toilet and let the fun begin. Works especially well to knock the stuffing out of snobby guests.