Bathroom
humor
A little bathroom humor is sure to put
a smile on anyone’s face. There is a disturbingly
huge assortment of bathroom humor products available in
today's market, including frenzied gags like talking soap
dispensers and toilet paper, to fake poop and potty jokes.
Going to the bathroom doesn't have to be the private, dignified
act it always has been, the bathroom can be a place of
tremendous inspiration, fun and activity with jokes and gags.
People will have something to talk about when they meet their
friends the next day, presidents can call meetings to discuss
what happened, generals can lay down their arms and compare
practical jokes that have happened to them; make fun, not
war.
Below: Bathroom humor takes on many
forms, from simple gags like a monster in the toilet and a
blackboard by the toilet paper, to hi-tech forms like a talking
toilet paper dispenser and a see-through aquarium-style
toilet.

There is another aspect to bathroom
humor and those are the funny bathroom signs, which are not
usually seen in public rest rooms. If you are
unusual, whimsical and humorous you can get bathroom signs
which are more to your taste. You can also create a complete
theme of your bathroom around this new, lighthearted trend of
jokes and gags. It will make you a better person, and I
personally know that people like the Queen have totally tricked
out their bathrooms with humor to make guests feel at ease
and leave their pride and worries at home.
Instead of having those boring framed
pictures as a part of the décor of your bathroom, you can add
some whimsical and humorous designs and proverbs. But
if your sense of humor extends to being contemptible, then
before adding these gadgets, pictures or other whacky products,
keep in mind who will be using your bathroom. I say this
because what is the point of using bathroom humor on a person
who already is nice and has a sense of humor? That is totally
useless. You want to use bathroom humor to shock some
snobby people into being uncomfortable and having a look
of distaste on their faces for the rest of the visit, and
wanting to leave as quickly as they can without seeming too
impolite. THAT'S who bathroom humor is meant for, to
me.
You can try out a potty
monkey, which is a very stupid but also very smart
contraption. I don't know exactly what that means but I know it
applies to relatives and politicians. The potty
monkey is also an exciting bit of technology. It looks
like a 15 inch stuffed toy monkey wearing a diaper and
underwear. It has a cuddly outside but is a technologically
savvy gadget designed to toilet-train children.
Then we have the Potty Putter which
has all the features for a thrilling round of golf while you
wait for nature to do its job. It is a custom-designed putting
green which rests on the toilet.
Bathroom humor is fun until it does
not hurt anyone’s sensibilities. When people are no
longer insulted or shocked by it, you may as well get
rid of it and just put in flowers, because then bathroom humor
items are just bad decor.
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