Toilet monster 

Have you come across a toilet monster before now? It is one of those toys which helps you to really shock and even embarrass people, an act that has, until now, been largely underestimated as a truly great, fulfilling thing in life. You can relate it to the reaction you may have had when someone scared you to death. You just scream and run. That is very funny, at least to everyone else. Now, this works in reverse: if you play this trick on someone, they may not think it is as funny as you do... but remember: sometimes it is more important to laugh AT someone, rather than WITH them. I subscribe to this wholeheartedly, and the toilet monster is a great new aid to this goal.

The legend of the toilet monster has been passed down from generations, especially by spiteful cousins who want to scare their younger cousins, whose imagination as it is work overtime. It can petrify the kids to an extent that they refuse to go anywhere near the toilet.

There are several stories about the origin of the toilet monster, but there seems to be no clear consensus as to where this creature and fad began. One legend suggests that the toilet monster was an innocent victim of fate and was forced to become a monster. You will hear about toilet monsters for as long as there are sad and lonely kids seeking to scare the bejeezus out of someone, just to make themselves feel alive and important and like they are leading a fulfilling life. This is the enchantment which keeps the toilet monster alive.

Wherever it began, in this modern age it was inevitable that the toilet monster left behind the mythical status of being only in stories, and now has become a famous and commercial success in the real world. If you want your own Toilet Monster to forever scar and shock others, go to your nearest joke store and join the growing fan club of toilet monster owners.